IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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