We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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