I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
