i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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