Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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