oh god the rape fog is back!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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