Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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