Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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