You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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