I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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