I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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