he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Such a big mess for such a small penis
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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