she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Randomize
