GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
