i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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