Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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