so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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