If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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