Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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