Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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