I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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