Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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