I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
