So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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