This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The best revenge is premature balding
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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