She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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