i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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