? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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