Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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