i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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