therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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