She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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