I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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