Cold hands, warm shart.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
When are your genitals available?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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