Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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