For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
