Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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