What a fucking waste of an outfit
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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