I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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