I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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