there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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