You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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