Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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