my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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