i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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