The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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