If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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