she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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