Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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