i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
